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Place bologna, hard-boiled eggs, celery, onion, and a pinch of black pepper into a food processor or blender.
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Pulse the ingredients in short bursts until finely minced, scraping down the sides every 10 pulses to ensure even consistency.
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In a separate bowl, combine sweet pickle relish, mayonnaise, and yellow mustard, whisking until smooth.
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Fold the minced bologna mixture into the bowl with condiments, stirring thoroughly to combine.
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Cover and refrigerate for several hours to allow flavors to meld.
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Serve chilled on crackers, soft rolls, biscuits, or bread as desired.